I'm pretending that this question and answer interview happened with My Simpson Character, so everything below this line is all Simpsons.
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My Simpson Character: So, tell me again, why do I have to answer these questions?
Lindsey Naegle: B'cause if you don't, I'll get the sack.
My Simpson Character: Listen, I'm a considerate person and I don't want you to get fired, but that still doesn't tell me why I have to answer these questions! Why should I just hand out my details freely to anyone who